News Corp Anthem Wiretap Transcripts:

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Rupert Murdoch Anthem Wiretap Transcripts: by Andrew Stergiou, for the Review of Reason

 

In the bunkers of News Corp and News International,  Rupert Murdoch,and his always loyal no-good-niks rallied his troops to another  chorus of the News Corp Anthem sung to that now abandoned inferior anthem Deutschland, Deutschland.

As the spirits of fuehrers past stood guard as testament to the pride glory and honor of the nation of Rupert. Those of us listening felt soft warm feeling fir dur Fuehrer, but nothing could measure up to the feeling Fureher Rupert Murdoch had for his propaganda Minister Rebekah Brooks (we mean New international Chief Editor).

Rupert Murdoch, Uber Alles

stanza One German

Rupert Murdoch über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,

Rupert Murdoch über alles,
Über alles in der Welt! 😐

Stanza One English

Rupert Murdoch above everything,
Above everything in the world,
When, for protection and defence, it always takes a brotherly stand together.
From the Meuse to the Memel,
From the Adige to the Belt,

Rupert Murdoch above everything,
Above everything in the world

Seig Heil! Seig heil!
Hail Rupert! Heil News Corp!
Hang Hitler Heil Rupert!

Rebekah Brooks: Oh Rupert baby, be cool! as soon as we are notified by our Nuremberg informants in Parliament High Command Lord Footsie, we will be arrested we can all quit like we don’t work for News Corp and a few days later we can go down by appointment to a police station to see all our friends and associates and we will get bailed out.

James Murdoch: Oh absolutely brilliant and I so wanted to have a gay party visit with my friends from Parliament.

Rupert Murdoch: But Rebekah baby, I am the head of News Corp, I can’t fire myself??

Rebekah Brooks: Yes Rupert baby, but we can say you were at a posh ritzy health spa on extended leave with Sir Paul Stephenson, Britain’s top police officer, Prime Minister David Cameron, Home Secretary Theresa May, London Mayor Boris Johnson and Metropolitan Police Authority chairman Kit Malthouse.

Rupert Murdoch: But Rebekah Baby, don’t you think the Queen might get jealous after all it looks all so suspicious with all of us there some how at the same time. Doesn’t it?

Rupert Murdoch: My, my Rebekah darling, what a sexy outfit you are wearing, and how so gougious you really look, Why do you spoil us so? I can’t resist you, Why should that nasty Sir Mosley have all the fun?

Rebekah Brooks: Now Now Rupert you know what that does to your blood pressure way down under

Rupert Murdoch: I so love your eyes, your hair, your cuves, your wiretaps you are absolutely gourgious the perfect woman for your fuehrer lord and master Rupert.

James Murdoch: Oh Dad

Rupert Murdoch: Now, now son, you have the News of the World and mother to think of, after all. Perhaps Sir Paul Stephenson can set you up with one of his gay friends from Scotland Yard, and Scotland Yard could bring in MI6, and MI6 can bring in the CIA, and the CIA can bring in Bin Laden, Dominique Straus-Kahn, and  Gaddafi.

James Murdoch: Yes dad but those boys from the CIA say Gaddafi wears skirts?

Rupert Murdoch: Nonsense we merely floated that idea about Gaddafi to liven up his boring life after all he lives in a small desert country with a few million people which reminds me to tell the International Desk to switch the demographic information of China with Libya so when I say Gaddafi is threat they see a threat. All articles on china must include the proper cold war references.

James Murdoch: But dad the Cold war has been over for years and the Chinese have long given up the revolutionary ambitions of the Glorious helmsman of the People’s Republic of China Mao Tse Tung for market capitalism and a repressed working class.

Rupert Murdoch: Shush James I know the Cold War has been over, but my readers don’t after all I barely have News Corp right about royals since we are trying to get one in their knickers, in any case I am investing more in China after all that’s the way I like me workers.

James Murdoch: Chinese greedy and profit driven?

Rupert Murdoch: No. hungry, oppressed, repressed,
suppressed and brainwashed.

News Corp Anthem

Rupert Murdoch, Uber Alles

stanza One German

Rupert Murdoch über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,

Rupert Murdoch über alles,
Über alles in der Welt! 😐

Stanza One English

Rupert Murdoch above everything,
Above everything in the world,
When, for protection and defence, it always
takes a brotherly stand together.
From the Meuse to the Memel,
From the Adige to the Belt,

Rupert Murdoch above everything,
Above everything in the world

Second stanza German
Rupert Frauen, Rupert Treue,
Rupert Wein und Rupert Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Und zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang.

Rupert Frauen, Rupert Treue,
Rupert Wein und Rupert Sang!

Rupert women, Rupert loyalty,
Rupert wine and Rupert song
Shall retain in the world
Their old beautiful chime
And inspire us to noble deeds
During all of our life.
Rupert women, Rupert loyalty,
Rupert wine and Rupert song!

Third stanza German
(Rupert’s current National Anthem)
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das Rupert Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
Blüh’ im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, Rupert Vaterland!

Unity and justice and freedom
For the Rupert fatherland!
For these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and justice and freedom
Are the pledge of fortune;
Flourish in this fortune’s blessing,
Flourish, Rupert fatherland!

 

Author: Andrew Stergiou

First online publisher of a literary art journal in the world.

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